Gnathan the Gnome I Yard Decoration

If Gnathan wrote a book on how to stand still, it would be 0 pages long, because he’s too busy standing still. A bushy-bearded bastion of observance, Gnathan is dedicated to watching over your yard at all times, ensuring that it is the most-watched yard it can possibly be. What motivates Gnathan? Nothing, and that’s why he’s so good at his job.

Size: 12" tall x 7" wide

* One (1) metal stake included!

• Multipurpose! Not just for lawns! Not only will Gnathan the Gnome stand watch in the the front of your home, he’d also be great indoors, on a balcony, or anywhere else a hyper-vigilant gnome would be useful and loved (most places)
• Eye-Catching! This funny lawn decoration features the creative, vibrant, and playful illustrations of Mike Bennett. Perfect for looking at and/or towards!
• Easy to Install! Includes metal stakes to show the ground who’s boss! But, it can also be mounted to any wall, post, or other surface you’re legally allowed to put stuff on!
• Durable! Made from superhumanly weather-resistant materials, strong enough against rain, snow, or sleet…just like Gnathan’s iron resolve.
• UV Resistant Inks! Gnathan’s hawk-like awareness and hawk-like reflexes don’t fade, why should the colors?
• The Perfect Gift! Anyone from gnome enthusiasts, to lawn enthusiasts, to enthusiasm enthusiasts would love receiving one!
• Bad Vibe-Free! Produced in an exclusively good vibe facility, with strict quality control measures, ensuring no lawn decoration contains more than 20ppm (parts per million) of bad vibes.