The Stranger Poop Yard Sign
- Free U.S. Shipping on orders $40+
Typically armed with a "Please Pick Up After Your Pet" sign, The Stranger has now let go of his sign to enjoy a respite from his mission. No longer squatting on your curb with a sign, this mysterious figure is ready to simply observe the comings and goings of your neighborhood. Although he's taking a break from his civic duties, The Stranger's intriguing presence continues to add an element of mystery to your street!
Size: 6" tall x 7.5" wide
* Free metal stake included!
- Sides: Single-sided
- Eye-Catching! This funny yard sign features vibrant and creative illustrations of Mike Bennett. Perfect for looking at and/or towards!
- Easy to Install! Includes metal stakes to show the ground who’s boss! But, it can also be mounted to any wall, post, or other surface you’re legally allowed to put stuff on!
- Durable! Made from superhumanly weather-resistant materials, strong enough against rain, snow, sleet, but probably not lightning.
- UV Resistant Inks! The joy won’t fade, why should the colors?
- Multipurpose! Not just for yards! Our witty lawn signs look amazing on a lawn just as much as it does elegantly displayed at a high-end banquet or debutante ball!
- The Perfect Gift for Any Time of the Year! Because doggie digestion doesn’t take a holiday.
- Bad Vibe-Free! Produced in an exclusively good vibe facility, with strict quality control measures, ensuring no sign contains more than 20ppm (parts per million) of bad vibes.
All orders ship out within 2 business days, and arrive within 3 - 7 business days. Please note we only ship to U.S. destinations at this time. You will receive a notification when your order has shipped!
Domestic Shipping Rates and Estimates
We offer free shipping for orders over $40. For orders less than $40, shipping charges will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
We offer $4.95 simple flat rate shipping to orders in the contiguous U.S.
Refunds, returns, and exchanges
We accept returns up to 30 days after delivery, if the item is unused and in its original condition, and we will refund the full order minus the shipping costs for the return.